The shift of media away from serious journalism towards what gets clicks and entertains, fully ad-funded free newspapers mixing current world events with the gossip of the day into a consumption-driven, homogeneous mush. All of this was already causing us great concern back in 2018. Despite these circumstances, it should be clearly stated here that we — as a reaction to these circumstances — did absolutely not do the following: We did not design our own version of one of the two largest Swiss free newspapers, did not thoroughly recreate the complete layout, did not invent dozens of completely absurd stories, and did not fill the remaining spaces with advertising for bizarre products and events. As a result, the newspaper that, as mentioned, was definitely never created, was not printed three and a half thousand times, let alone distributed into the designated newspaper boxes in Zurich and Basel. In this context, a custom-built version of one of these boxes was not constructed and filled with newspapers and placed in the middle of Helvetiaplatz in Zurich. None of this happened.